Monday, December 14, 2009

Looking for Love on Myspace

Man's House Broken Into While He Was on MySpace Date

He should have known something was wrong when she asked to use the dumper. Any date that starts with a stranger dashing to the can usually ends in --

revelations of a drug addiction
a clogged toilet

either way, no one wins.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Trophy Men Tennis League

Scores from 5/12/09

Barbanell def. Kavanaugh
4-6, 6-0, 7-6(5)


Kavanaugh complimented his speed with consistent, penetrating groundstrokes . Speaking of consistent and penetrating, Kavanaugh invited four sectagenarians from his Empty Nesters Orgy Club. The old gangbangers did their best to rally their favorite son to victory. But Barbanell made the tough shots when necessary. And he didn't have to go home and get reamed by four old men for the tough loss. Seems Barbanell was the big winner. Or loser depending on what gets you off.

"With Fans Like These, Kavanaugh Can't Lose"